Just A Little MOre Breeze

So, here we are, another day, and the silliest thing happens.
How is it you are walking down the street, with your backpack, pants socks and shoes.....BUT.....
NO SHIRT?!?!?!?!?
When asked about a shirt, " I forgot my shirt."
DR. "Well, you can not come here without a shirt"
Person: "I have the backpack to cover my front"
My question, "Didn't you feel some sort of breeze when walking down the street?"
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Patient is sitting in the waiting area, talking on her phone. She is having a very good conversation.
So, after 15 minutes of talking and laughing on the phone, two things happen:
A) (To the person on the phone) "OK, I'll talk to you when I get home" 
B) "Excuse me, what time is my appointment?"
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